Teapot Terrarium

tinygayscully:

me: where is everybody
me: (looks at clock)
me: ah the Sleeping hours

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ninjachibi117:

pizzaback:

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

shit’s heating up in the shark fandom

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wreckedteens:

life hack: telling me my eyebrows are nice will get you out of most situations

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trillow:

starllex:

trillow:

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

a few

give or take

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jourdehn:

lianabrooks:

bryarly:

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

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solace-itor:

ben-c:

ben-c:

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

because your law teacher defeated the law 

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